considine

Dissociating - so she's dissolving into ions in the bath.

Harsh but fair.

Ghosts expire once they complete their unfinished business. So any Neanderthal ghost around now would have to be spectacularly incompetent. Despite their popular reputation, Neanderthals were quite successful in their survival strategies.

Dinosaurs can't be ghosts. They can become zombies though.

Basically we can understand ghostliness as a property of the tool-using hominids, and almost exclusively those which have developed civilization.

Personally, I don't believe in ghosts but their existence doesn't depend on my belief.

I suggest using the Hogwarts Sorting Hat to assign a server to each new wizard.

So do you think the wedding dress shop is laundering money for a drug cartel?

Also, is rethinkDNS an alternative DNS which protects privacy?

• Pew!
• Pew!
• Bang! (Switched guns at the end there)

This is utterly ridiculous and also rather interesting. You could buy a house for $80k USD in some parts of the world. That this head-chopper wears it on his wrist shows that he is actually a civilized statesman, apparently.

Egg in a cup Several plates Sitting on pork n beans

The zombies are at a wedding

I'm guessing they didn't expect a specific answer. Well done.

"Battle for Pokrovsk: The Ukraine that city could be the most important of the war" Do they check their titles for grammar?

10 seconds to explosion. Time enough to watch the pressure wave and sip the Folgers.