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Regain Control in my ass in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Hooker with a Penis in my ass

whelp

Oi, ya done eatin’? Time to move yer king, ya drongo! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.

Air New Zealand becomes first major carrier to drop climate goal in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

2045: We are now in receivership as the impact of the Climate Wars and collapse of the global food supply means we can no longer fly. Wellington airport is 2 feet underwater anyway.

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Investigation continues into disappearance of Yanfei Bao, vehicle seized (i.stuff.co.nz)
 

She’s been missing since Wednesday. If you have any information, no matter how trivial, please contact the Police on 105.

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Evacuations not 'ruled out' as heavy rain continues to hit Canterbury (i.stuff.co.nz)
 

Stay safe everyone!

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No parking, no theatre, Court Theatre trustee warns (www.thepress.co.nz)
 

There's a convention centre right next door - with no parking facilities - that sees much larger events than the ones that happen at the Court Theatre, and that doesn't seem to have any issues. Similar for the Isaac Theatre Royal. There are over 1000 parking spaces within walking distance. Get a grip mate.

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Mayor Phil Mauger’s council meetings closely scripted (www.thepress.co.nz)
 

Not sure why this is news… seems like a sensible way to make sure the meetings run properly.

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gladdatives (lemmy.nz)
 
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smdh (lemmy.nz)
 
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New Fare Structure on Canterbury Buses (www.metroinfo.co.nz)
 

The tl;dr is that zones are basically gone and everything is a flat $2 if paying with Metrocard.

I think this simplification will be part of the groundwork they’re doing to prepare for the National Ticketing Solution rolling out in 2024.

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Christchurch venues call for updated noise plan to protect live music culture (www.rnz.co.nz)
 

Darkroom is a cool venue, hopefully the city council can sort out the noise level issues. Living in a central city is not supposed to be a quiet experience.

Lemmy.nz Code of Conduct [DRAFT] in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Keyword there is “harmful”. People are allowed to be wrong about stuff, until the things they say might directly harm another person or group (by scaring them away from effective healthcare, or giving them dodgy legal advice, as examples).

Geocentrists can post to their hearts content I reckon.

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Night time closures for Main Road in Sumner (newsline.ccc.govt.nz)
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Sir Tim Shadbolt wants statue of himself in city, but mayor Clark pushes back (www.stuff.co.nz)
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Did you know your CCC library card gets you free access to some online newspapers? (my.christchurchcitylibraries.com)
 

If you aren't in Christchurch, check with your local library to see if they have a similar offer.

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