charonn0

joined 2 years ago
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago

Please drink a verification can to continue

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 5 months ago

Brain Damage. It's about an ancient snake-like creature that eats human brains and excretes a powerful addictive drug-like substance.

https://youtu.be/_HpWUreJn4o?t=173

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Thomas is the one in a Cardassian prison. I wonder how he's doing.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 12 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I'm an elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Ah, here it is. The Stonecutters.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember the brand or specs. I only remember that it ran MS-DOS and had an orange monochrome monitor.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 5 months ago

Stares in Care Bear

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 17 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of the internet legend known as The Forgotten Employee

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 46 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We are Linux. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your hard drive will be reformatted to service us. Resistance is futile.

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