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Thanks I take enormous pleasure in never doing any maths at all ever, largely for reasons like this 😌

I’m only going to say this once but if I’m doing a sum and you want me to do it in a specific order, use brackets. That’s what brackets are for. Don’t expect me to do things in a predetermined order because I literally can’t be bothered and I will never care enough to do that. I’m already doing a sum so don’t push it, okay bud

What the fuck kind of statement is that eh? Fucking hell man

Probably too small to be seen by officer flossy

Cool but what if it got out but then decided to go for brunch first and met a cute but overworked and slightly ditsy bit of positive matter, thus setting the stage for a light hearted but ultimately sincere romantic comedy drama

Believe it or not, 2001 was forty-five years ago

Fuck me this is an absolutely outstanding meme what-ho old chap old fellow old fruit I must say hmm mmhmm yes indeed

Pig van! Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner pig van doo di doo di doo di doo Di piiiiig vaaaaaan

This one is very nice :)

It’s all fraud all the way down, unfortunately

Oh wow look it’s election fraud. Committed by the serial fraudster and the compulsive liar. Who could have predicted this.