biggerbogboy

Even though I'm probably never gonna contribute, I hope this takes off.

Well she was defrosting it the day before for dinner but forgot it was there and made something else instead (not sure how she forgot but still.), then we were in a rush at like 4 in the morning the day of the flight, so we barely checked anything other than the switches on the power points and our luggage basically.

Reminds me of when my mother left 1kg of ground beef in the microwave my accident before our flight to Sydney, I will never forget that smell after we got back, that damn smell.

It could be different depending on where you live, but it's pretty rare to find another person who can do the same where i live.

I can blur my vision on command, kinda useless but a bit of fun to play with.

I also have a lazy eye, so I can scare unsuspecting people, sometimes two at a time if they're positioned right.

I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Oh my god I wanna eat it

It indeed is round

You're assuming we'll still be there in 10000*bc.

Exhibit A for how microplasrics can effect the human body /s

Can you rewrite this but longer? It'd be a great addition to the unending list of copypastas.

Jarvis, remake this meme in studio Ghibli style.