ajcolson

I may be in the minority, but I've had some success in the past with getting Windows users to adjust to XFCE and LXDE on low resource machines. I know Ubuntu based distros are frowned upon by the community (even actively hated sometimes), but xubuntu and lubuntu might be worth a look for liveusb testing and having a low barrier to maintain.

This is one hell of a good April Fool's joke.

Maybe I'm alone on this, but I found a lot of the story lines with Neelix from Voyager to be hard to watch.

It sounds like you are volunteering for the brave mission to discover moon berries. You will be remembered as a hero.

An alien made human trap akin to human made mouse traps, except they aren't baiting us with any delicious food.