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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

He also does it to ensure all his kids are XY because he's a raging sexist, which explains why he's such a shitheel to Vivian.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How exactly do you define advertising? An overly broad definition would forbid, for example, a dentist from putting a sign in front of their office saying they're a dentist.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Maybe they shouldn't be throwing out sieg heils and getting swastika tattoos if they don't want to be called Nazis.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

15 year generations don't really make sense though, the whole concept of a generation is that they're the previous generation's kids.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

For comparison's sake, Hitler killed 13.6 million people. History is very likely to end up remembering Trump as the single deadliest regime in history.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

You have one of each number except 7, and you're deliberately avoiding doubles and runs of consecutive numbers. Human attempts at randomness tend to be very idealized in that way, and as a result, less random.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I prefer Great Value Goebbels.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I don't think the administration will publicly admit his death. They'll just deepfake him and claim he can't make any appearances outside of video communication for national security reasons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Unless the government collapses in the next 20 years and can't pay it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Why do we eat the fungi that taste good and not the ones that give you explosive diarrhea?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He'll probably be allowed to run, but just enough of his votes would mysteriously disappear to swing the election.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My conspiracy theory is it was chosen to deliberately harm the optics of environmentalists. Something with minimal useful impact and maximum inconvenience would turn people against the whole idea of environmentally friendly alternatives.

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