Thankfully my optometrist is colorblind
If anything Im honestly kind of pissed that Temu and these garbage companies found a way to keep funneling this shit here. Id be perfectly happy if we somehow banned this shit entirely from being sold.
Just ban all the 10¢ junk companies across the board. The shit isnt worth the exhaust gasses of the ships it sails in on. Force US consumers to buy half-decent products from local stores or non-junk companies
6 months in musk time is like 25 years from now
The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”
Be gay
Make art
Do math
I just wanted some McDonalds, but they said I’d tried to flee!
This mysterious pipe inside my bags’ for whackin’ turtles, see?
Manhattan on a Monday morning is a place I’d never be
If they try me by a jury then you know surely I’ll go free
Once the star of the show gets murdered by the state some of the charm gets lost
According to his math, around seven-eighths of all Albertans who just voted for the federal Conservatives would have to back sovereignty for a "Yes" side to win.
7 out of 8 people who vote conservative would have to vote for something stupid?
Welcome to America, Alberta, I guess
Its DC, so everything will be backed up for miles long before anyone even shows up
In the military, doing something to surprise a commanding officer is among the highest displays of respect. Especially if you can make it costs tens of millions of dollars
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When I first started working at minimum wage, you could buy 3 packs of decent cigarettes for an hour’s worth of labor
For the last few years the places I have lived, one pack of cigarettes is about $17. So over 2 hours worth of work at the minimum wage just for one pack of smokes
Now, this may sound like an old fogey story, but perhaps the point is that I entered the workforce when minimum wage was like $7.35 an hour less than 15 years ago, and I already have old fogey economic stories
Fast food is a similar story. It’s something bad for our health but was more excusable back when it was cheaper relative to wages. The fuck would I work myself to death just to be able to smoke a dart or eat a garbage hamburger?