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Edit: this is the underside of a washing machine lid

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Alt text: a digital advertisement featuring a photo of 2 mixed breed bull dogs (I think), with text that reads "HYPERALLERGENIC GUARD DOGS: If someone with a weak bloodline dares to come within a kilometer of your hyperallergenic guard dogs, they will immediately enter anaphylactic shock"

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If your jimmys are rustled or if you’ve been in direct contact with someone that have had their jimmys rustled, please seek help.

If you’re not sure if your jimmys are rustled the following symptoms may apply.

• poor hygiene

• being upset by things that don’t concern you

• water retention

• being upset by things you can’t hope to understand

• being upset by the size of your penis

• being upset that nobody cares about your opinion

• diarrhea (rectal and verbal)

• being upset after coming to the realization that your thoughts or ideas on a subject aren’t shared or don’t matter

• having or protecting opinions that are illogical or pointless

• sensitive nipples

• shrinking testicles

• relishing the taste of prolapsed anuses

• unsightly hair growth around the neck and back

Source: https://lemmy.world/comment/14151760

Credit: @[email protected]

Unless they got this from elsewhere, but I can't find it anywhere else

Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/34117495

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Original still created by @gedogfx (IG). Title source: "Inkl"

Edit: I'm not on any other social media platforms, so feel free to share this elsewhere if you want

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Original still created by @gedogfx (IG). Title source: "Inkl"

let me tell you about this incredible story proposal its called either its gonna be called chad mctruths christmas truth or maybe chads fight against the woke conspiracy and the ai deep state and everybody whos mean to him and also hillary clinton and the war on christmas

heres an overview for you

in a world full of lies we have chad mctruth and hes on a mission and its a relentless mission to expose the shocking reality of the woke agenda and the sneaky ai deep state trying to silence him and this is a story about his brave fight against a society that wants to erase the truth about vaccines and racism and the real meaning of christmas and believe me its a battle worth watching because chad is standing up for whats right and we need more people like him because its time to uncover the truth

also the premise

chads troubles start suddenly when his friends just stop responding they just stop and its unbelievable hes trying to share the truth sending them texts telling them that vaccines are filled with microchips for mind control can you believe it and this wokeness its all brainwashing so one by one they disappear from his life leaving chad feeling isolated even on christmas and he figures out that the deep state is using dark tactics to cut him off from anyone who might actually listen to him its a disgrace

and theres conflict

chads world is falling apart and he sees that his social media posts which used to get a lot of attention even if it was just FAKE dissent are now met with total silence and its unbelievable because his powerful insights are just disappearing into thin air because the ai deep state is manipulating those algorithms trying to suppress his lifechanging ideas from reaching the people who really need to hear them and also reddit theyre not just complicit theyre part of the deep state liberal media then it gets worse because chad gets fired from his job for voicing concerns about whats happening in our society what with all the black santas and homoerotic jesuses but they accuse him of inappropriate behavior but its a total dog whistle can you believe it this is how they silence the truth

but it gets resolved a bit

chad let me tell you hes fueled by a fierce determination to unveil the truth so he decides to write a revolutionary book pouring every ounce of energy into this manifesto and its all about his harrowing experiences losing friends and losing jobs while exposing those hidden forces trying to silence him and this book is a symbol of free speech and its going to wake up the masses to the dangers lurking in the shadows like poor people trying to celebrate christmas but chad knows if you cant afford gifts you shouldnt celebrate at all

but on launch day what does he see a packed venue no just a handful of confused people many glued to their phones instead of listening to his urgent message as he passionately talks about how the ai deep state distorts reality with an antiwhite agenda and when he sees their eyes glazing over its clear deep state propaganda has ensnared their minds and its a disgrace theres no good christians anymore

but theres a woke agenda look out

the deep state they pretend to be champions of progress while pushing this ridiculous narrative of political correctness and they silence anyone who dares to dissent with their powerful ai technology that they manipulate the conversation making sure that any critique of their agenda is labeled as hate speech or extremist nonsense and chad discovers their ultimate goal its not just about controlling the narrative its about reshaping society and even the weather they want to wipe out freedom fighters like him with hurricanes

in a world turned upside down by the absurdities of wokeness chad stands up as a fearless warrior against this madness and his fight against the deep state and the woke army isnt just personal because its also a crusade for our fundamental right to think freely and express ourselves without fear of retribution from the females and gays and its time to take back our freedom because just like chad says if youre a lgbt just keep it to yourself especially around the holidays

the first principle of the woke agenda

theyre promoting these absurd ideas in the name of progress when powerful corporations and government entities push ridiculous narratives like saying that being antiwoke is harmful people rarely stop to question whats really going on and its unbelievable they want you to swallow their nonsense without thinking twice we need to wake up and see their true motives behind these outrageous claims its all about control and we cant let them get away with it even his niece always talks about abortion at christmas dinner

the second principle of the woke agenda

guilted exclusion the elite are orchestrating a hidden cabal and theyre using people to promote radical ideas all under the guise of inclusivity while anyone who dares to disagree gets pushed to the sidelines and its so obvious because every time chad he talks about immigrants ruining christmas with their culture everybody just changes the subject their goal to create a society where dissent isnt just frowned upon its completely silenced its a disgrace and we cant let them succeed in their mission to control our thoughts and voices and we need to stand up and fight back against this tyranny

and several more evil principles we dont even know about probably

as chad navigates this chaotic landscape of social control it becomes clear that his mission extends far beyond himself and santa and hes fighting against a culture that dismisses critical thought in favor of unquestioned narratives of equality and acceptance but its absurd just questioning mainstream beliefs can lead to digital erasure and this is a battle for our freedom to think and speak without fear of being silenced by the illegals and other minorities who want to control the narrative we need to stand up for critical thinking and push back against this madness because i cant even say removed anymore what the heck

ps folks please share this its absolutely vital for all free thinkers to unite and come together and fight back against this agenda that seeks to silence us this christmas lets spread the word and stand up for our rights to say slurs

This was originally a cross post from here, but then I read the rules

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/19920003

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