SurfinBird

Video games. So many video games.

What are they playing?

Oh. Well when you put it that way.

Why is it accelerating??

Can you make that out in the form of a prescription?

Pfft. That’s only, like, 3 things.

Star Trek: Klingon

Not necessarily the best game, but it demands to be on the list.

Once had someone call the tech support hotline asking why their computer has a file called dsexchange.exe. They pronounced it D-sex-change and now I can’t unsee it.

I have been around this 3 times. It is better than the show.

Welcome to Windows 9

Can I save them up and take every Wednesday?

All the quirks turn out to be symptoms after all.