The 5th cheese is always ricotta. Like, no shade to ricotta, but if I wanted fancy cottage cheese, I would be eating lasagna. Not to mention that it is the number two stomach killer of cheeses, right behind the cheese your dad insists he just bought, but it has a promo on it for a signed ball by Stockton and Malone. That cheese is so old and moldy it has basically become a more expensive cheese.
Image description: gray sky over ruins of a stone auditorium. Several white humans woth shaved heads wearing gray cloaks of various hues. The closest human is making an overemphasized shrug with a smirk on their face in a way that seems out of place with the somber setting. Text bubble above the closest human: Hating members of your own race is a more common way of life.
Yeah, fancy cottage cheese