Smeagol666

joined 3 months ago
[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm old enough to have watched the show Davey and Goliath that Moral Orel was a parody of, which made it even funnier to me as an atheist who was forced to go to church as a kid. It wasn't even that my mother believed the bullshit, she just wanted to be rid of me and my brothers for a couple of hours so she and my step-dad could play "slap and tickle".

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Spliffbob Stankpants!

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 5 points 2 months ago

Bastards all the way down.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 2 points 2 months ago

Don't call me ~~Shirley~~ Clearly.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 4 points 2 months ago

I quit watching David AIPACman and Bryan Tyler Coopted years ago when they came out on the wrong side (IMO) of the TYT/Jimmy Dore schism. They are both apparently genocide apologists, unsurprisingly (which makes them even bigger scumbags than I thought).

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you live near Pawtucket,

Do not drink from the communal bucket.

The local water stinks,

So I only drinks,

Bottled water or vodka, so fuck it.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oldie but a Goldie.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 0 points 2 months ago

I got my third strike two years ago for saying "fuck Ukraine".

Fuck Reddit! Welcome to Lemmy brudder.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would say "doink", which has a higher pitched sound.

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