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Also Dear Leader doesn't poop, and hit 18 holes-in-one in a row, again just yesterday...

Gatormobile. I can easily imagine the owner supplementing his income by poaching alligators in Florida or Louisiana.

Next time, leave the garbage on Reddit where it belongs.

I try like hell to avoid shopping at peak times. Before Covid, I could shop at 2am, but now I'm one of the oldsters waiting for the place to open at 7 or 8am.

I also like Antiques Roadshow, but only the American version. I don't give two shits about your mums tea set that was signed by the Queen's dog-wrangler that you paid 50 quid for that's now worth 200 pounds.

Alcoholics, people who take Metformin (diabetes med), and people who eat at Bojangles. I've cut out two of these, see if you can guess which two.

"Now give me back my rights, you baldy bastard!"

It was gazpacho.

My dipfuck younger brother once stuck some chicken wire in an outlet, and scared the shit out of himself. I had acquired the chicken wire in order to make a turtle trap, that ended up working too well.

Probably slightly less than they already do.

Thanks, Buddha, I'll try to be mindful of this.

Already seen on YT. Updooted anyway.

I would venture to say that there are definitely objective aspects of music too, like pitch accuracy. I feel like pitch correction and Auto-tune may have some merit, but in most cases cheapen music, especially when applied to classics.

Also, metal is garbage.