ShamanSpiff

"Listen. Hear me and obey. A foul darkness has seeped into my temple. A darkness that you will scrub. Return my bar of soap to Mount Kilkreath. And I will make you the instrument of my cleansing suds."

Rough translation:
Nos means "our"
Vos means "your"
And Nosferatu is a vampire

So it's "We-feratu? No. YOU-feratu. Not my problem."

Since it's ranked by Nearest Miss, and Voyager started from Earth, it's roughly tied with all the other expeditions

Help! I brought them in, and one of them turned into a puddle!

You couldn't make Spider-Man today because enough radioactivity to do anything would just give Peter spider-cancer.

Now I'm just imagining a Space Marine with googly eyes

If you salute in midair, your patriotism will reduce the fall damage. Saluting the charger probably still wouldn't have helped though.

Fun fact: Star Trek has lasted longer than the wild west did. 58 years versus 47 years

You only have the rights to your likeness until 70 years after the death of your author (your mom)

Alternatively, your mom starts with the rights, and you never even get them. (unless she sells them to you)

"Sorry kiddo, you took a selfie, so now I'm taking you to court."

He had one moment of weakness and then spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it

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