SARGE

joined 10 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago

I'll deal with it, but could you be a dear and come show me how, in person? And no need to bring any form of security, half the people on this street are former marines, specwar navy, an army Ranger, and about a dozen former national guard. They'll all be here to ensure security of the country.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

Now I'm thinking I should give it another try.

I gave Discovery half a season, I have the Orville 2 or 3 episodes and while it was funny it didn't really click for me. I just lost interest after a few episodes.

Edit: just finished episode 3. Now I remember why I didn't keep watching. I should have just read the plot breakdown and skipped the episode. It just left a bad taste in my mouth.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 35 points 2 months ago

I sent the first news story about the signal chats to my parents ands in-laws in a big group that said "I had better never fucking hear another one of you dumbasses say a word about 'HeR eEeEeEmAiLs' ever again"

Not a single one replied, both parents have (according to my wife) started taking Facebook posts they've made in the past down, and my in-laws have not said a political word in over a week. It's been refreshing.

They clearly aren't ready to accept they may have been totally wrong all along, but it's nice to see they might be self-aware enough to recognize when they might be potentially maybe SOMETIMES be less than correct about specific things.

You need a microscope to see it, but i consider it a step up.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

"These leopards would never eat my face! They wanted us here!"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 36 points 2 months ago

"if someone said anything negative about me, I would gladly murder dozens of people JUST to make them look bad, therefore this is perfectly believable!"

That's the logic.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago

Honestly that just sounds like someone who just forgot to keep drinking while experiencing couch lock... When I'm smoking sativa strains like last night, I am perfectly okay the next day since I'm much more active, and therefore drink more liquids, than when smoking indica strains.

While I'm sure it happens, it's just not a thing for me or my wife and her friends I guess.

I know someone who loves to smoke, but every time she does, her hands start shaking noticeably, but not enough to need help with things. Except maybe pouring a drink.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Do other people get hangovers from weed? The 4 people I could check with immediately all said they've never had one either.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)

He's right, it wouldn't have happened.

Jesus would have been black bagged by the CIA a long time before his message spread too far, and the FBI would be investigating him for CommuSocialMarxism like McCarthy is still kicking.

And he definitely would be deported to South America.

Also also has the artist never seen a cross before? That horizontal piece is really low.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 49 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Is it considered normal to type out a normal question format when using search engines?

If I were looking for an answer instead of making a funny meme, I'd search "heat movie cast Angelina Jolie" if I didn't feel like putting any effort in.

Then again, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I've seen someone use their phone to search google "what is 87÷167?" instead of doing "87/167" or like... Opening the calculator....

People do things in different, sometimes weird ways.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 2 months ago

Replace with modern Republicans, and nothing has changed!

Are we great yet?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 25 points 2 months ago

Okay I know I like to joke about how bat's look like sky puppers, but this is CLEARLY a bat-canine hybrid of some sort.

BAT-DOG!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean, by process of elimination, I guess.

I thought about including orks in there, but they do too many uncool things like trying to fight people who don't want to fight.

They're perfectly happy fighting anyone and everyone, including themselves, and just want a good propper fight.

Kind of hard justifying a fight with puppies though...

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