Patchwork

joined 2 years ago
[–] Patchwork@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I'm nervous it'll be furries or something tangent to them

[–] Patchwork@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Software engineer in New England here. I love love my by hybrid setup.

I go to the office whenever I want. Some days I feel more productive there, other days I want to sleep in a bit and work from home. I can charge my car for free at the office so that's a big motivator lol.

Needless to say, I'm happy and extremely productive. I'm sure the company benefits greatly.

[–] Patchwork@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Came here to say Severance. Great show, I just watched it this week.

[–] Patchwork@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (5 children)

jq - super powerful json parser. Useful by hand and in scripts

[–] Patchwork@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Therapy hookers, no deductible

[–] Patchwork@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yay! I'm part of the problem!

[–] Patchwork@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Penis owner here. Occasionally I'll use 1-2, or part of a paper towel (or whatever else I can find first).

In 30+ years of peeing, I still can't figure out why it sometimes stays under my foreskin, then makes a wet spot on my pants two minutes later. Guess I'm just bad at peeing.

[–] Patchwork@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Those ones aren't ripe yet. Don't eat those ones.

 

This handsome boy was hanging around a wedding yesterday