OopsAllTwix

"That's Cricket right there!"

I wish you were wrong, but I know you're not.

That's disgusting. I only have a toe knife.

So which is it? Joe Biden is a demented old man, or the right hand of Satan.

Does she stink?

When my mother died, I couldn't even donate her new and expensive insulin pump. Somebody needed to make money, it certainly wasn't me or the diabetic who might not have to buy one. I just wanted someone to have it who needed it and I didn't need the money. Somebody always needs to get paid, and somebody always needs to pay and jump through hoops.

Gravy Seals

He said a dog ate the report, and then the migrants ate the dog.

Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.

Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.

Buttholegeuse

MTG needs some competition.