IF they also had a hobby of reloading bullets, that fine black powder might be easy to clean up with just one match..... of course, it will just make a bigger mess to clean up.
Old_Fat_White_Guy
joined 2 years ago
Had the same thing happened to me. Bought a house that the previous owners were chain smokers. Spent all day getting the kitchen painted a nice brick red. Left to go get supper. Came back to the same beige walls from before painting. All of the paint had slipped down and off the walls. Great mess to clean up and start all over.
Those curtains aren't beige naturally. They started out snow white, but 17 years of 2 people smoking 3 packs a day with all the doors and windows tightly shut will do that.
Why is that cop pestering Skelly? Skelly is white after all....... but seriously...... I guarantee the perp had at least Most of a skeleton so he/she/it does fit the description.
Old "your momma" joke..... Your momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits "around" the house! Meaning that she's as big as the whole house or even bigger than the house.
Which someone that fat is morbidly obese.
So the joke is a twist on the joke, with a jab at the fat person, in the form of faux concern over their health.
Sort of in the same vein as "bless your heart" or "he/she has a great personality".
It's a stab at fat..... I can't help but feel targeted but I'll have to wait until the stabbing pain in my chest subsides. The shooting pain down my left arm is lessening already! I'm fine, everything's fine..... just let me catch my breath for a moment.
Bicycle.
Yesterday while driving on a two lane road with a bike lane there were two people on bikes. What appeared to be a man and a woman in full brightly colored garb and helmets. Both were weaving in the bike lane and/or riding on the dividing line between the bike lane and the road. At one point, as a few cars were approaching them from behind, one of them whips over into the center of the road for no reason other than to block traffic thereby forcing the overtaking cars into the oncoming traffic lane. There was no obstruction on the bike lane. The other rider proceeded with weaving about unpredictably. She simply couldn't stand the idea of someone safely passing them and forced an unsafe condition for everyone involved....
Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
I pray that every bike she every rides has a slow leak in both tires no matter how often it is patched or replaced. The more time she spends off the road pumping up the tires, the less time she is endangering herself and others.
Rarely is someone on a bicycle and not an asshole!
Pardon me...... I speak motorboat.