NullPointerException

Oh, I wasn’t talking exactly about the driving part, just when we turn it on. In an ice car, there’s the sound of the starter, the engine accelerates a little and then comes back to idle.

The very first time I watched a movie in DVD, it really felt I was missing something l, for not having to “rewind the tape”.

I think it’s the same feeling the first time I drove an electric car. We touch the button and there’s no sound, no ‘revving’, nothing. It felt weird.

That’s a porno I’d not want to watch. And I’ve seen stuff…

You just need to find the right audience

She’s looking at the next election.

Here comes the Black Mirror episode with the bikes and ads.

My city provides a handy ics file that we can import.

I tried to do a skull for Halloween. This is a nice idea.

“In every raisin there’s a story of a grape that could’ve been wine”

Nah, nothing worth saying. They had a third sister, which I dated for a while. You don’t need much to notice boobs. We went to their summer house and, before sleeping, they were not using bras. That’s it. Another time, I learned they also didn’t shave the same way down there, but this was just booze and giggles.