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[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

It does not look like any bus screwed up to me. It looks scary ya I agree, but I'm sure watching this play out was very mundane and efficient.

[–] Swordinferno@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Jacques Tati did it better

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 26 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Factorio players had this solved forever ago

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 hours ago

No they don't. They still have nightmare of item contamination.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Tbf, they also have the arthropod invasion sorted out.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 95 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This is one of the most complex levels

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago

As soon as I saw the image this is exactly what I started doing in my head.

[–] ArfArfWoof@feddit.org 1 points 4 hours ago

We do a little trollino-ing.

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

What's the context on this?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 21 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

bus #1 needs to move so bus #2 can move
bus #2 needs to move so bus #3 can move
bus #3 needs to move so bus #4 can move
bus #4 needs to move so bus #1 can move

i n f i n i t e l o o p

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

It we’re forcing a programming analogy, I’d go with deadlock over loop.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

Spinlock even

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I dread what "answer" this may bring but....why?

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

To clarify: this is not intentional art. This is an engineering edge case turned real by bad luck.

Normally 3 buses can use around-about without issue, and there's plenty of 4 bus patterns that could use the intersection without creating a knot, so bus drivers probably aclimate to having another bus or two in the loop, but this just happened to have the bad luck needed to create the knot.

(And OP is calling it an art installation tongue in cheek because it's not going anywhere for a while)

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Thank you for clarifying. People are so silly.

[–] falseWhite@programming.dev 4 points 6 hours ago

Context is the photo where no one can exit or enter the roundabout.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I'm sorry, but this looked super easy to un fuck. The bottom driver just had to pull forward a bit and to the right, enough for the guy on the right to get through. I don't think they were "stuck" so much as this was a cool photo with a click baity title.

[–] agavaa@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

They were stuck for 10 minutes and needed to be directed from the outside. It's maybe not that long, but they struggled with figuring it out. Source (in Norwegian, this happened in Oslo): https://www.vg.no/nyheter/i/3pkoP9/busser-fast-paa-alexander-kiellands-plass-i-oslo

[–] vodka@feddit.org 6 points 7 hours ago

Guy that went and directed them said they were stuck for a total of 3 minutes.

[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 8 hours ago

there are probably cars there facing the bottom bus, no? it's the enter lane, not an exit lane

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago

Also, fewer cars will help.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 7 hours ago

Solution: goatse roundabout

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

I’m very curious about who screwed up first

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 45 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I think it was a combined, synchronized effort

[–] kubica@fedia.io 27 points 9 hours ago

Apes together stuck.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 10 hours ago

Bus on left hand side of screen sealed the deal, but it was a concerted effort of fuckery

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Each one of them screwed up independently. It takes a concerted effort to reach this situation.

[–] Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I don’t know what’s going on in this picture, but, whatever it is, being accidental is last on my list of possible explanations

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago

1 of 2. Either the car drivers going on the inside of the busses, hindering them enough space to make the turns, or the bus drivers allowing it to happen.

[–] BilboTBaggin@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

This is what my trains in satisfactory do :,)

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

When your factorio base logistics collapse and you have to manually unfuck the train system

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Do not enter the intersection unless the exit is clear.

[–] falseWhite@programming.dev 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

That's a roundabout Sir. Different rules apply, because most often the exit is simply not visible from the entrance. You enter the roundabout when it is safe to enter. And in cases when the exit is visible, because the cars are constantly entering and moving around, you'll never really have a clear exit even with normal traffic.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

The same rules apply to a roundabout where I live, if the exit isn't clear, you don't enter.

People do it all the time and block the roundabout, but you're not supposed to.

[–] vodka@feddit.org 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If all four arrived and entered at the exact same time, the exit might have been clear for all four.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Possibly, but I think they all thought they could fit through.

[–] vodka@feddit.org 3 points 6 hours ago

It's also the second time it's happened in this roundabout in a few months lol

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

Alexander Kiellands Plass will never not be a traffic nightmare.