I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Nog00d
joined 3 years ago
I'm trying to be empathetic towards what that must be like for him, but...
Shoving her hand into bougainvillea like that..
I must first know his position on pineapple
GenX be like, "...aside from your mother"
Don't forget Western Asia Pacific!
That will surely bring down the price of eggs.
It sure seems like these "officials" are actively making decisions to get people killed by easily-preventable diseases.
Trollies trollies everywhere
She's a smoke show. Even today - check out Lincoln Lawyer on Netflix.
Good otter
Seriously, do not do this. People die every year from stupid shit like this. And then your family's last memory of you is your naked, lifeless body with a fucking belt around your neck.
Find some other way to get your rocks off.
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Sherlock never stood a chance