MoistOwlette

i like to slide it in and out a few times and say that my order was wrong, as i didnt ask for clown juice

no. you can play a crap load of "windows only" games on linux. the trick is to enable steam play in steam settings and use community versions of proton. works like a charm

I have a fucked up knee too. some days i wish i could hack it off and strap a table leg to the stump.

An assault rifle just tells everyone you can’t aim and are happy with indiscriminate targeting.

Tell me you've never shot a gun, without telling me you've never shot a gun

~~peephole~~ peehole!

FTFY

They don't notice when employees are hurting. They only notice when their wallets are hurting

I swear to god the only reason we have daylight savings is because some shmuck is making money off it

that you're poor or homeless. being broke in the US is akin to having leprosy

It's just unfortunate that the issue lies in general population. There are so many people in the United States that view car ownership as a status symbol, and the stigma around commuting via bus or bike is ingrained in the society, to the point that people would rather go into massive debt and break the law by skipping registration and insurance. EVEN if using the bus is as or more convenient then car ownership.

still id rather get shot, and die of shock and blood-loss in under a minute then be paralyzed and in agony for a half hour. Lethal injection may look more humane, but appearances are deceiving, with a firing squad what you see is what you get, multiple rifle rounds turning your organs into slush.

Edit: 3 hours of them trying to administer the lethal injection https://www.the-sun.com/news/6015918/joe-nathan-james-jr-longest-lethal-injection/

shieeeet if i was on death row, and i had a choice, i;d take the firing squad over lethal injection any day.

in case y'all didn't know lethal injection is a cocktail of 3 different drugs that were never approved by any doctor, the whole "do no harm" bit. typically its a sedative, a paralytic, and a potassium shot to seal the deal. there have been cases where people are alive and but paralyzed for way too long while the potassium is slowly and agonizingly killing then

The roads around here are very dangerous for people who walk or ride.

It sounds crazy but the solution to that is more bikes. Seeing cyclists more often conditions drivers to expect to see cyclists more often