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I suspect Elmo thinks he's being Very Clever by using your woke empathy mind virus against you. Jokes on him, though, he's burned through any good will the empathetic might have once had long, long ago.

Cool, now you have cat anus on your dough prep area! Enjoy your complementary toxoplasmosis!

Yeah, I know it's from the show, I'm just not sure if people quote it sarcastically or if people actually think it's deep or something.

Aren't all circles flat, by definition? Or is that the joke...

Yes, but you need to pay 5.99/month subscription to access it.

Excuse me, that's centre stage

Hey wait, is that the same user that used to post those vegan food-porn photos of like canned vegetables next to plain white rice on a dirty plate in a blurry, under-lit photo? I always just assumed they were a troll trying to make vegan food look terrible.

I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

Why would anyone turn their clocks back on Saturday?

Yeah, David Thewlis is always great, and Brando at his weirdest since apocalypse now. Cool monsters, crazy madness. I really don't get the hate. I mean, it's not a great movie, but perfectly fine late night entertainment.

Man, I actually kind of like the island of Dr Moreau...

That's why I'm stockpiling bananas as we speak. They can only go up in value!