Lemon376Unpadded

joined 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

My first time ever masturbating and ejaculating was weird. I was like 10 or something. Anyway, I was playing a game in bed on my PSP that I shouldn't have been playing. (Gangs of London for anyone interested).

The game has still-frame type cutscenes where you have to press X to skip to the next line of dialogue. One of the post-mission cutscenes has a dude watching porn on his TV, and there was a looped sound of a woman moaning.

I listened to it for a minute out of curiosity, but then I realised that the sound of her moaning was really nice and I started to get a tingling feeling down below. Instinctively I began touching myself while listening and it felt so good.

When I ejaculated I panicked a little bit because I didn't know what had just happened to my body.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I wish she'd do porn. Would love to see her take a dick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Your boobs always brighten my day 🩷

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Supremely suckable/10. Tell her she's hot 🔥🔥

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sadly not, this was a totally quiet orgasm!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sorry for the shitty quality video 😅

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Watch this space!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Would anyone like to see me cum?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yummy big boobs, thick hips and thighs, cheeky smile. She's pure sex from top to bottom.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You're a very sexy woman with an incredible body. You should definitely feel good flaunting it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm terrible at dirty chatting on Lemmy. I don't really see what else I'm supposed to say to a hot girl other than some variation of "I think you're hot and would like to have sex with you" lmao

That's why I don't do PMs. That, plus I'd just be another one of probably dozens of guys messaging said girl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You're on the money. A user who had uploaded this pic before messaged me claiming that "my wife loves your dick" (supposedly the lady in the photo) and that I could message her on Telegram. Fake as fuck.

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