KnightontheSun

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Get back to your office mound, you!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Me: Hello niece, what career will you embark on once college is over?

Niece: Marketing.

Me: [audibly] Ah, I see. [inaudibly] Where did our family go wrong???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

MAGA are inconvenienced ~~millionaires~~ grifters.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Close!

MagaNazi

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

They're the same picture!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I am usually up on news and I had a political conversation with someone who isn't. The person I was speaking with said talking to me was depressing.

Well, the subject matter, politics, is currently quite depressing.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

...and it doesn't look like he'll take any of your guff either!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm sending you my MRI. We can discuss it later this afternoon, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That's not dead . . . which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I mentioned to my nephew that they were swearing too much in the music he was listening to.

He said, "Your 'old man' is showing."

He was not wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

lol. You guys had me looking up "examlar" thinking I was going to learn a new word.

My hopes were dashed as I've discovered that you two just misspelled "exemplar". Probably on purpose. I'm sure of it. How dare you!

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