Ininewcrow

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 4 points 24 minutes ago

Don't joke. I was at my wilderness cottage in northern Ontario about six years ago.

Bright blue sky, beautiful sun, warm air, no bugs ... I was alone ... the world was my own. Then a round white object the size of the full moon slowly drifted overhead. I thought maybe it was just some thing that was blowing by ... a piece of garbage, plastic or even a party balloon. So I ignored it.

It stayed in place for an hour and I thought it was weird.

After hovering in place as clouds slowly started to move overhead ... I became worried. It's freaky to see an object stay in the same spot in the sky for eight hours and it isn't the moon or the sun.

It stayed until sundown, then finally moved away.

I researched it and asked around about it days after.

Turns out it was a new experimental balloon system they launched from Timmins, Ontario. Some new system someone was developing to raise rockets into high altitude and launch them from there.

But for a few days I was really freaked out.

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 3 points 12 hours ago

Don't know ... but who's on third?

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

The Papawho, the Who son and the Wholy Spirit.

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 6 points 19 hours ago

Renaissance Artist: .... pose like you're in an 80s new wave music video

lute music with trumpets starts up with fast drum beat ..... "YOU SPIN ME ROUND, ROUND, ROUND!!!!"

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 13 points 19 hours ago

You know you fucked up in life if in the afterlife after you die ... you are not greeted by St Peter ... but you are greeted by Clippy

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 1 points 21 hours ago

TIL ... Santa is a representative of a parasitic alien species that infected earth a few thousand years ago

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

Lol .... I'm ojibway Canadian, an indigenous person from Canada. I speak my language fluently and I even read and write it (although at a very basic level).

The symbols you used are a variation of syllabics that we use to write my language.

I immediately tried to read it before realizing after a minute what you were doing.

Lol ... I had a good laugh about it

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Bajoran workers of the north unite!

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 2 points 23 hours ago

ON CRASHER! ON THRASHER! ON VOMIT AND BLITZKRIEG!!!

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 4 points 23 hours ago

North Pole Inc: .... you must jingle all the way or else you will arrested to be taken to a one horse open sleigh re-education camp

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