Ininewcrow

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 3 points 10 hours ago

Don't know ... but who's on third?

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

The Papawho, the Who son and the Wholy Spirit.

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 6 points 17 hours ago

Renaissance Artist: .... pose like you're in an 80s new wave music video

lute music with trumpets starts up with fast drum beat ..... "YOU SPIN ME ROUND, ROUND, ROUND!!!!"

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 13 points 17 hours ago

You know you fucked up in life if in the afterlife after you die ... you are not greeted by St Peter ... but you are greeted by Clippy

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 1 points 19 hours ago

TIL ... Santa is a representative of a parasitic alien species that infected earth a few thousand years ago

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

Lol .... I'm ojibway Canadian, an indigenous person from Canada. I speak my language fluently and I even read and write it (although at a very basic level).

The symbols you used are a variation of syllabics that we use to write my language.

I immediately tried to read it before realizing after a minute what you were doing.

Lol ... I had a good laugh about it

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Bajoran workers of the north unite!

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

ON CRASHER! ON THRASHER! ON VOMIT AND BLITZKRIEG!!!

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 4 points 21 hours ago

North Pole Inc: .... you must jingle all the way or else you will arrested to be taken to a one horse open sleigh re-education camp

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

Create a Facebook account with your full name that is on your passport and just post endless cat memes and nothing else. Keep it active regularly and post at least once a week. Whenever you have a block of time, post dozens or hundreds of cat memes, and comment with other people about cats.

Maintaining this account will become mandatory if you want to travel from now on. If you want, do the same with Instagram, Twitter and YouTube. Just non stop cat memes.

Log on to these accounts when you go through immigration.

If you want to use Facebook \ Instagram \ Twitter \ YouTube with friends, use a second account that is not remotely connected to your real name.

User anonymous accounts for everything else.

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