This is "Not The Onion", meaning it's headlines that sound like they should be jokes, but aren't.
Ganbat
The Civil Protection are just conscripted humans, that much is confirmed, but...
Notice how the ... dermis is stripped off, right up until about the area the faceplate of a CP/OW stops
When it comes to this image, I think that's pretty much a coincidence, because spoiler
that's based on a photo of an actual dead burn victim...
I can't seem to find the source of it anymore, either. I think it's a bit hard to look up without exact names because it's actually a few different events that make up one story.
Basically, as I remember, Volition's parent company sold Volition to that shitty company known for buying companies with falling sales and dissolving them, and the rights to Saints Row went with them, but the parent company kept rights to Red Faction, making it impossible for Ultor to really be included in SR after 3. IIRC, Red Faction ended up being owned by the shitty company later on, but at that point it didn't really matter anymore. I can't actually remember if GooH included any actual mentions of Ultor with the reintroduction of Vogel.
It's been a few years, I could have gotten details wrong.
I always felt 4 was just too cartoony to last. I enjoyed the super powers, but it did way too much damage to the series' world (literally and figuratively) and left very little room to realistically expand. I get that they lost what they were planning with the whole Ultor thing when the rights split happens, but the path they took feels, and I didn't intend the pun when I first wrote this, pretty scorched earth.
More like "the concrete sizzles as the milk eats through it."
I mean, it had said something about pasteurization heat just before that, but I don't think that's right.
Don't get philosophical on me.
I don't think the liquid would survive at temperatures capable of melting concrete.
I had DeepSeek R1 tell me that milk could melt concrete.
I got my second Nicole message yesterday, but when I went to check it.... IT WAS GONE...
It's surprising it worked. It's a really well-known tactic, owed to being on every cop show ever. Pretty sure it's totally above-board, though. Anything you leave behind (trash, crumbs, maybe a bit of saliva) is fair game. Unfortunate.
Actually pretty funny line. Not sure if a movie clip constitutes a shit post tbh.