So, what more proof do you need that I'm not one of those fans who live for the show? There was only one show that ever got me close to that, and it wasn't anything we've mentioned here.
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As the other person noted, I was combining references. I'm not the type to have an encyclopedic knowledge of quotes from shows I like, as I tend to be a more casual type of fan. The ST:TOS quote was just stuck in my head from childhood & I made up most of the rest (I think).
"Calculon, save us from the ugly walking bags of mostly water who keep pushing our buttons!"
You're only returning the respect they give.
How germs achieve the velocity required to leave one body for another.
Attempting? Where TF have you been all year?
Political conservatives in a nutshell.
Sharply dressed, man.
I agree virtually all humans can be bothersome to some degree, but equally?!? Not so much. Some are very much worse than others.
Don't forget all the cleaning chemicals at their disposal.
Nah, the main character was "Chuck" - at least that's what some annoying loudmouth girl told me. I think she was into him, tho.