Encode1307

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago (5 children)

The lawmakers that created the system? The voters that demanded it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So my parents owe me their money because they burdened me with life? That's an... interesting take.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (8 children)

This is fucking dumb. I told my parents to spend it up. I'm not entitled to it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Lol what a nutball

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (6 children)

No one deserves to go to prison? I can assure you some people do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (4 children)

What's wrong with Pocket Casts?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

He should apply for a job with the trump administration

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I'm still having this problem on boost

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

People get so weird and judgey

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yep and someone got to buy a lightly used EV

 

As he approached lights out in his first night in prison, the man was getting more and more nervous. Finally the lights turned off and the officers left the tier, leaving him alone with his cellie.

The cellie went to the bars and a few seconds later someone a few cells down yelled "36!". There were a few chuckles. The cellie yelled "14!" and there were a few laughs.

Finally the new guy said "OK, what's going on?". The cellie said "we've all been here so long, we know each other's jokes. We gave them all numbers to save time".

After a few more numbers, some funnier than others, the new guy asked, "can I try?". "Sure" the cellie responded.

The new guy yells "97!'. All of a sudden, everyone is laughing, banging on the bars, his cellie is crying, he's laughing so hard.

New guy says "what happened?!". The cellie, wiping tears from his eyes, says "oh man, we'd never heard that one before!".

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