DharmaCurious

If someone is cleaning a floor and I have to walk over it, they're getting several sorrys and at least 2 thank yous, while I do that shrink my body to the side and putting my palms out towards them like a peasant not trying to be whipped by a landed gentry.

I've mopped professionally. It sucks.

I imagine it was probably larger before it was... Dried out.

Also, 8 inches by 2 inches is pretty fucking large. I say this as someone who has had 8 inches back there.

Surely women also love seeing large rocks fall into a lake from great height, right? This has to be just a human love.

How do you do this? I've seen it for years, but never thought to ask before. Lol.

As an American, it was also my breakfast for years.

I don't miss smoking, but sometimes I do genuinely miss smoking, if that makes sense. Especially with coffee or tea. :/

Is there somewhere to buy these? I'd love to send them to about 75 relatives.

Well, there'll be a lot less billionaires pretty quickly, from there it's gonna be a lot of references to star trek, doctor who, dead philosophers and general southernisms.

Is the joke that they got there too late..?

This is, no joke, my favorite meme. OMG, I laughed my ass off the first time, and it's never lost it's charm.

I like this version of Gandalf. It makes me think he got Bilbo to leave his house by threatening to blow a brand new Hobbit Hole in him. Lmao

Absolutely love him.

This is hilarious, but is there supposed to be sound?