Their fingers will be coated in butter
DestroyerOfWorlds
joined 2 years ago
maybe, if we're lucky, we'll have satellites hovering around each one of us. just like insects. never giving us a moments peace while screaming advertisements into our faces and coercing us into some labor against our will. the great thing is they will never stop.
I mean, you put a bib on him. He's a hungy lil baby
My favorite argument is that I was given access to Super God when I a child. Which gives me access to Super Heaven when I die. It's waaaaay better that regular heaven. You keep praying to regular god or whatever, you mud dwelling peasant. I'll be looking down on you from Super Heaven and laughing for Extra Eternity.
Nope! Just decided to be a disappearing asshole for 36 hours and come back like nothing happened.
edit: thanks to all for the different perspectives. he is fixed, has all of his shots, and has his own temperature contolled kitty condo (aka the laundry room) that we put him into every night. we have a pretty good network of neighbors and pieced together his activities via security cameras. he's a mouser for sure and that is his job until he decides to retire.
AI has all the popularity of the spoiled vaping neighbor kid and his new drone.
you've been reverse catfished by busty petite asian girl 2 years younger than you.
Sounds like a project for you, unless you don't want to work?
dogs like sticks too
demon with possessed children in a forest
Did I see three OL's get hurt today? Did I see a pass rush with the equivalent tenacity of a Haribo Gummy Bear? Did I see Pete really look his age today? I did, I saw all these things. I think its gonna be a meme season.
oh no, Its gonna be old and gross
I was going to be creamated but I think me in resin, in a battle crouch, brandishing a sword, nude, is the way to go.
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it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost