CustardFist

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That is some severely forced perspective. 😯

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe the clit is the friends we meet along the way. 😉

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t know. Not into ancient pseudoscience. 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The story of all my plants. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

“Listen, Allen. I’d love to agree with you, but then we’d be both wrong.”

 
 
 

Hint: it isn't a movie.

 
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well observed, my friend. 🫵😎

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

The woods are a great place to fart in peace.
😙💨

 

Is this an innocent bit of flirting in the workplace, or…? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You like onomatopoeias? I LOVE them. BAM! ZWACK! KARFLOFFO! 🤪

 

I think about this every workday.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

But that’s impossumble! 😲

 
 
 

Not much room for error. 😉

 
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Okay… great…. But now we’ll never know what went wrong.
🫲 🥸 🫱

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Let’s see what happens when I reupload the pic here:

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/29548198

Ever wonder what it tasted like? 😋

 

Ever wonder what it tasted like? 😋

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