ChaoticNeutralCzech

joined 3 years ago

Is this based on the How to Draw Pikachu Tumblr post from 2015? (Obviously NSFW)

An uncolored, more anatomically accurate version by Reddit user u/PleasureBox

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can't speak for rural Moravia because I don't live there but from what I heard they get really drunk on slivovitz (plum brandy). The whips are made of 8 (or thereabout, the form varies) willow or dogwood twigs. The way I make them, they are very flexible and don't hurt at all and I don't use the thick handle without the bows but I know people some people do. A good sign is that women in our village don't run away: this means that they have realized they are more likely to hurt themselves in a chase.

Anyway... #youtoo

Can't read cursive?
It reads "# you too"

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's Klaasohm in Borkum.

Yeah, women's rights are OK on paper here but then they're expected to show up for this (and be thankful and offer eggs, chlebíčky and alcohol in return)... At least they don't really get hurt. As for trans rights, this tradition is way older than trans visibility so instances of crossing gender norms are handled on an individual basis.

 

Yes, we still do that here.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So I can subscribe for 1 month, download all the exclusive content, and then turn my membership off/back on based on the value I think I'm getting?

media.ccc.de is a great specialized "streaming service" too, mostly supported by NewPipe (oddly not Grayjay yet). I can understand German decently so I don't have issues with the bilingual content. If you like Chaos Congress talks, you can also try DEFCON and other ones available on YouTube but I didn't feel like including any of them because they're just uploads of slightly different kinds of media, much like HBO's Last Week Tonight channel I also subscribe to.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Because I manually download videos to watch on the bus or train (thanks Grayjay & NewPipe), most of my subscriptions are for long-form, often listenable content:

Retro Tech: Techmoan, Technology Connections, Posy, Janus Cycle, CRD, Ben Eater, DiodeGoneWild, pannenkoek2012, videolabguy, Adrian's Digital Basement,The Science Elf, previously LGR and 8-Bit Guy/Keys

Science: Kuvina Saydaki, BobbyBroccoli, Numberphile, Computerphile, carykh

Tech News & Discussion (not always long-form): Louis Rossmann, Mental Outlaw, Brodie Robertson, SomeOrdinaryGamers, Asianometry, Atomic Shrimp, previously Thunderf00t

Urbanism: Not Just Bikes, Adam Something, Alan Fisher, Tramly, BritMonkey

D&D Story Narration: CritCrab, Puffin Forest

Bold channels are most underrated imo

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you really want a prebuilt one, of course.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Person who invented sorting algorithms watching you sort by new "to avoid algorithms":

Disappointed coach gif

(yes, I'm also guilty of milking the ancient computer science vs. venture capital vocabulary joke; if you wanna start a flamewar better do it about "sorting" vs "ordering")

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thanks! Finally a suggestion.

Edit:
"Ripped" from a fx "natural display" calculator's shutdown screen (except the ® is smaller to fit)

Made wider and probably closer to the real proportions:

3310's aspect ratio:

A rare logo so wide it only uses 13 rows!

YouTube versions are already compressed and lacking in detail. It's really best to generate locally. If the work computer is running Windows, you can use the geq filter.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)
ffplay -f rawvideo -s 1920x1080 -pix_fmt rgb24 /dev/urandom

Bosses that capture the screen to monitor your performance LOVE this

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, otherwise their enemies include law enforcement and shit gets real

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They can! They are all licensed under CC0 (public domain dedication) and so are almost all of these

 

These were made soon after I learnt about Blåmba, a Blåhaj-themed provider of content for retro phones running on GSM networks at Chaos Computer Club's events since 2023. There was a dire lack of Blåhaj among these 72x14 1bpp pictures ("operator logos") you can use on the home screen instead of the name of your phone carrier.

This is a follow-up to the previous post (follow link for more details) although I drew these about a month earlier.

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[OC] Tech-Related "Operator Logos" (raw.githubusercontent.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml to c/pixelart@lemmy.ml
 

Nokia allowed people to receive 72x14, 1bpp pictures over a series of binary- or hex-encoded SMS messages, and have them show up instead of their carrier name on the home screen. In the 2000s, magazine ads and webpages would distribute them using premium-SMS.

This service, also featuring ringtones, games etc. has been revived, free of charge, by MtF hacker @Manawyrm@chaos.social of the Chaos Computer Club. You can go to Blåmba.de and download all kinds of content into your retro phone.

The service has been discussed in detail at her 38C3 talk: media.ccc.de / YouTube mirror

I also made 10 logos mostly related to Blåhaj, these are already in the Blåmba logo repository.

I welcome feedback and suggestions for future logos!

 

Someone expressed their anger about Elon on a Nio ET5 EV in Prague. ~~It looks a bit like a Tesla but come on.~~ Edit: they are right, unlike most Tesla owners that's a sure Elon simp right there

The Czech piece of paper reads "Elon Musk is a Nazi - Shame on you!"

 

There is enough confusion between horizontal resolutions (2K, 4K etc.) and vertical ones (1080p, 2160p etc.). This is not helping; why even print a promotional sticker with a number of pixels smaller than what it should be?

 

Comes from an ad that goes somewhere on the quiz.theliven.com domain.
Full picture:

 

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml to c/test@lemmy.ml
 

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My OSM selection script:

area[admin_level=2][name="Česko"];
way[highway][junction=roundabout](area) -> .all;
make counter num = 0 -> .count;
foreach.all {
  if (! lrs_in(u(id()), visited_ids.set(t['ids'])))
  {
    complete {
      node(w);
      way.all(bn);
    }
    make visited
      ids = lrs_union(set(id()), visited_ids.set(t['ids']))
      -> .visited_ids;
    .count convert counter num = t['num'] + 1 -> .count;
    make stat circ=sum(length()),wids=set(id());
    out;
  }
}
.count out;

Warning: Not all of these are actual roundabouts, unless I manually checked them (see icon)! The links point to one of consecutive line segments that have the junction=roundabout property, and the number is their total length in meters!

Part 2 ► | Part 3 ►►

1243,323 m C01P04 //TOP 00 Ostrava-Přívoz [D1]×[I/56]
1236,993 m C01b //no C01 sign Úsilné [D3]×[I/34]
1199,566 m C01P04 //TOP 01 Ostrava-Svinov [D1]×[I/11]
1110,363 m A15 //[highway=construction]
937,861 m A15 //[highway=construction]
859,544 m A15 //[highway=construction] dammit, why are we even building new highways???
730,454 m C01P04 //TOP 02 Ostrava hl.n. [I/56]×[II/647]; bonus points for an unofficial cul-de-sac roundabout inside
717,208 m C01P04 //TOP 03 Hradec Králové-Plotiště n/L [D11]×[I/35]×[I/11]
656,361 m C01P04 //TOP 04 Opatovice n/L [D35]×[I/37]; largest you'll find described as "largest" in media
632,573 m C01P04 //MANUAL: area[name="Náměšť na Hané"]; way[name="Hrad"](area) -> .all; zámek Náměšť na Hané 🏰
578,223 m A34 //[highway=proposed]if that's what it takes, I'm proposing to encircle the entire country in high speed rail
562,525 m C01P04 //TOP 06 Opava-Malé Hoštice [I/11]×[I/55]
508,368 m C01P04 //TOP 07 Brno, Slovanské nám.; town rectangle with park
487,721 m C01P04 //TOP 08 České Budějovice, nám. Přemysla Otakara II.; literal, barren town square
450,956 m C01P04 //TOP 09 Ostrava-Mariánské Hory [II/470]×[II/647]
445,589 m C01P04 //TOP 10 Plzeň-Jižní předměstí [I/27]×Folmavská
435,249 m C01P04 //TOP 11 Plzeň-Nová Hospoda [I/26]×Folmavská
424,798 m ) C01P04 //TOP 12 Časy [D35]×[I/36]
406,55 m C01 //MANUAL: area[name="Havířov"]; way[junction=circular](area) -> .all; Rondel Havířov [I/11]×[II/475]
401,29 m C01P04 //TOP 14 České Budějovice-Světlík [I/34]×[II/634]
393,052 m A15 //[highway=construction]
369,076 m A34 //[highway=proposed]
352,274 m C01P04 //TOP 15 Frýdek-Místek-Bahno [D48]×[I/56]
350,704 m C01P04 //TOP 16 Uničov, Masarykovo nám., town trapezoid
349,701 m C01P04 //TOP 17 Rumburk-Pražská [I/9]×[II/263]
340,176 m C01P04C01 2 regular ones, OSM error
330,095 m C01P04 //TOP 18 Modřice-Decathlon [D3]×[II/152]
321,686 m C01P04 //TOP 19 Praha-Chodov, Litochlebské nám.
320,525 m C01P04 //TOP 20 Praha-Chodov, Horní Roztyly-Westfield
319,749 m
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290,541 m C01P04 Praha-Dejvice, Vítězné náměstí (Kulaťák) - Google thinks this is the biggest one, lol
288,75 m
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287,169 m A15 //[highway=construction] traffic peanut! 🥜 First in country? Jivno [I/34]×[II/634]
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Whether a crossroad in the Czech Republic is officially, actually, really, undoubtedly, a roundabout, is decided SOLELY based on the presence/absence of the C01 sign C01, not OSM data! I am not responsible for your accidents.

 

We've always thought that YouTube assigns a 11-character base64 video ID randomly to each upload. However, the video The ATM Glitch That Made a Millionaire by Joeseppi has the ID m4Fi_a9QATM that ends with ATM, which is a 1 in 262 144 chance . The first 6 characters are also kinda sus.

Do you think joeseppi write a script to repeatedly start uploading the video, check the URL and abort if it didn't contain the three letters? Or found a glitch similar to the one used by bad apple but it's a QR code that links to this video? Or is it pure luck?

I could not find an official statement on that, and was unable to contact him.

 
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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.ml
 

TranscriptPart of a 9/11 memorial: marble trapezoidal prism block in the corner of a paved area in a park. Silver writing in modern font reminiscent of Nokia Standard Multiscript, used in Symbian mobile OS UI:

"Lets Roll"

On September 11, 2001 United Flight 93 took off from Newark International Airport in New Jersey with 38 passengers and a crew of 7. While in flight, the plane was hijacked by terrorists. Passengers on board knew about the other hijacked planes and took action. "Lets Roll" was their call to action. The passengers over powered the terrorists and the plane crashed in Shanksvillle, Pennsylvania killing all on board. It was believed that the plane was headed towards another target location in Washington D.C.

The penultimate line is in noticeably smaller font to accommodate its length, and so is the centered title for some reason. Most of the text is left-justified but the last three lines are centered, fit and right-aligned, respectively. The quote marks are not rounded, and there are at least three grammar mistakes in the short text.

Public domain. File information

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