CaptainBlinky
The first thing to say about them all is that none of them faces re-election in 2026
None of them, apparently. In this case, I guess punting makes sense. They get their constituents back to work and get SNAP money flowing again, but what a fucking betrayal.
Looks creative as fuck, but not sure that it'll actually be fun. Thumper was also creative as fuck but looking at steam I have a grand total of 38 minutes, so take that as a single datapoint.
I can't believe I need to ask this, but... is that an actual quote?
The government won’t be open by Thanksgiving
Welp.
So... remove the personality.
Chipotle: Increases price of a burrito from $6.99 to $12.00.
Customers: eat elsewhere.
Chipotle: Pickachu Face!
LMAO! My friend, he's just saying it so he can get the government to buy a bunch of robots so he can meet the Tesla pay agreement requirements and become a trillionaire. There are so many reasons what your fantasy can't and won't happen.
Aside from Ceausescu the rest were deposed by outside military forces. Tell me who's going to invade the US and save us?
here will be no punishment ~~too severe~~ for these monsters.
We're in end game now. We will not take back the government. 2025 was a feel-good moment but 2026 will be stolen. Civil war 2 AI boogaloo is the only chance for The People to take back our power after that.
Scary, yes. Horror? Not so much. Alien was absolutely a horror film and my mom told me I wasn't allowed to see it when I was a kid. She also told me I wasn't allowed to watch Friday the 13th, which was a lost cause, as I was literally born on Friday the 13th. I'm scarred but those scars definitely did NOT come from watching awesome 80's horror flicks.
This actually makes a lot of sense. If none of these companies are willing to claim ownership of the IP, then "pirating" the games has no risk... since nobody is willing to claim ownership of the IP. Well played!
Also, I'm stoked to play these games! I never did when they came out but the reviews were so good I wanted to.