He turned into a snake and convinced Eve to eat the fruit of knowledge, he dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, and he is the real developer of Spore. His wife is actually a Hitler clone. CIG funded 9/11.
Cagi
The things that make us hate it is how they make so much money.
Have you heard of Retroid Pocket? I've never used one, but they have a range of products that seem to do what you want, and for a fraction of the price of a Steam Deck.
So price isn't an issue but the two most popular and common options are are too expensive, ha ha.
Have you looked at the used tablet/phone market? You'll get a better picture than a new device of the same price and the older tech won't matter for emulating old games.
Just dig a hole in a subduction zone and let tectonics reclaim the materials.
Nothing is deleted, just slightly obscured, and some apps don't even do that. Child porn, illegal revenge porn, hate speech, everything is stored forever.
So price IS an issue! Then probably a Steam Deck.
Passionately enjoying something is far less cringey than passionately hating a videogame this much.