Bricriu

Pretty sure originally it was a toilet bowl, not a pecan tree

So many assholes, it's hard to keep up with 'em.

Brocolli Balls?

Oh I'm aware 😉 I have an old copy of his short story compilation, "Buy Jupiter" and he comes right out and says it in the author's notes.

Longest shaggy dog story ever.

And this is one of the best transit systems in the US. Now you know why people are freaking out about not being able to drive -- the other options are there but limited

I'll eat every fucking chicken in this room

Yes, but it's not a huge savings. 10% on a weekly pass (so only worth if if you're coming in all 5 days) and maybe 25% for a monthly (assuming you're in 20 days in the month).

Depends on where you're starting from. From my town, it's about $8.50 each way to/from Penn Station, and it's usually a 35-40m ride (edit: assuming NJTransit is on time, lol), with roughly hourly trains on weekdays and every 2h (plus a transfer) on weekends.

If you're starting from down in (e.g.) Princeton, though, it's going to be more like $19.

That smug little smile in the last panel gives me life