Bonus

Yes, better.

What if we see a cyclist wearing bright colors tho?

I missed that entire bus.

There's got to be a better way to phrase that? You're right. I should have written it that way.

Nah, don't bother peelin em.

Sir, these are not hardboiled eggs.

I'm aware of that. Thankssss.

Even his haircut is squared up.

Herr Pudgemeister General

If we ever recover from this, there needs to be an amendment quashing stochastic terrorism and the like. All these evil sonsabitches should be automatically disqualified over violent rhetoric out of hand moving forward.