Beldarofremulak

Where did all my red scare pat'rats go?

I don't think that charge would stick unless he's near a Tesla

::tummy grumbles::

Probably that "economic freedom safe space" thing he's been talking about? The one with no rules to follow so the "hard decisions" "rugged individual" "pat'rats" don't have to put in effort. Isn't Greenland mostly natives? Yeah that's probably it.

:takes daughter to purity ball:

"She looks so much like her mother on prom night"

"I was petrified"

Why don't you cold hearted demons ever think about the vulnerable investors? They don't have marketable skills ffs! How will they live when the profits stop?

Now it's "business innovation"

That's because evil will always win. Good takes time, attention, and effort from lots of people. As soon as you slow down it will overtake whatever good exists. Evil is like a fundamental force.

My dad used to prank people in the neighborhood by writing on their windows with soap. When they clean it off they have clean windows. If you don't want to spray paint a car use brightly colored soap, possibly with glitter if you really want to be a bitch.