Assassassin

joined 1 month ago
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago

Can't believe you outed yourself and her grandmas as predators like that. Roblox will be reporting you to the authorities.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 days ago

He bragged about "grabbing them by the pussy" and got elected. This scandal isn't even going to move the needle.

The bubble must grow

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago

Yes, very true. It would be so nice to be able to get that as an OOBE behavior rather than a hacked together set of registry hacks and patched executables. Not denigrating the devs of these projects, they do an amazing job out engineering Microsoft's attempts to stop them. It's just absurd that the primary/only option for the operating system of a set of devices as ubiquitous as personal computers is such advertisment riddled shit with no ability to even buy out of it.

Lemons are small, sour, and yellow. The opposite must thus be large, savory, and purple. Following this sound and thorough logic, Jeffrey Epstein's penis must closely resemble a Purple Cow Pumping branded tanker truck filled to the brim with soy sauce, as this is a true large purple object that is savory, on average.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Man, can you imagine how good a bare bones version of win 10 would be? Drop all the useless software and telemetry services, only run the 3 or 4 background services that people use, and use flat window decorations like win 8. Essentially a modernized windows XP. Would be rad.

How could I when I've been being notified it's existence for the better part of the last decade?

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 236 points 4 days ago (24 children)

Microsoft is truly the king of putting out a product that no one wanted or asked for, then wondering why no one wants it. I'm sure they will soon begin the second phase of any Microsoft product: spending a small country's GDP marketing it to try to get people to use it, despite it being prominently displayed on approximately 5 billion operating systems already.

A tried and true strategy to piss through more money than god to justify spending more money than god building the thing that no one wants. Looking at you, IE and edge.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The dude was an abhorrent sack of shit, but.... The New York post? If they're writing something, the opposite is normally closer to the truth.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago

People with the knowledge to make use of this either despise AI and will not use it or already have a preferred AI offering and will not care about this. The average PC user will have no clue what it is and will treat it like a search box if they notice at all.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago

See that look on her face? She knows. She's raising an attack force.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pink foil text on a purple and pink background was certainly not the best choice for legibility. Neat palette though!

view more: ‹ prev next ›