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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The dude was an abhorrent sack of shit, but.... The New York post? If they're writing something, the opposite is normally closer to the truth.

[–] meejle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's the opposite of a lemon tho

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

Lemons are small, sour, and yellow. The opposite must thus be large, savory, and purple. Following this sound and thorough logic, Jeffrey Epstein's penis must closely resemble a Purple Cow Pumping branded tanker truck filled to the brim with soy sauce, as this is a true large purple object that is savory, on average.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lime?

So he had a large, normal, vagina shaped like a lime.