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I'll allow it

Is there a version of me that can afford the gift shop in there somewhere as well?

Did the Russian parade happen already? Drone the shit out of it

Edit: May 9th damn, drone the shit out of them anyway

Sounds like something trump would do. Except he can't because it would reveal heaps of proof that he is a rapist

Nah it's a baggy coat

This was still happening?

Don't say "fuck all Republicans" on reddit or you'll get perma banned

I would choose sex if I could but my wife doesn't fit that niche

Thanks! I'm addicted to crack now

This is the motivation I needed to continue smoking weed, thank you

So they are reporting people who quote Charlie Kirk/talk bad about the president or ice. Real patriot stuff /s

Do scooters/motorcycles count as cars? Because I would think some countries would be a lot higher if that was the case