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28 March 2025 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks. I can’t help but feel a little disappointed. I guess the giraffe looks kind of funny.

28 March 2025 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You can see his dick through the robe?

28 March 2025 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Nothing

Politics in the Animal Kingdom: Single Transferable Vote in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The required votes to win are: total number of votes / number of seats

So if there are 4 spots or seats or whatever and 100 total votes then eat spot requires 25 votes. If one candidate gets 28, then they have three extra.

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Dad joke page-a-day calendar (lemmy.ca)
 

For today!

At this rate, why not. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They already hate us surface dwellers!

Pierre Poilievre Reaches a New Low in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

“I have 88 WHITE POWER extension cords in my garage.”

There's only one winner in a trade war... | This Hour Has 22 Minutes in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love Hawkins Cheesies.

Google's official installation instructions for Chrome on Windows in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I didn’t bother looking up the current guy’s name because Balmer is funnier.

Google's official installation instructions for Chrome on Windows in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Well send Balmer to your house with a box of cookies! (Disclaimer: box may be empty depending on length of trip)

Tucker Carlson claims he was mauled by a demon while asleep, leaving claw marks in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

He was asking for it!

More than 1 million Canadians have now received dental care under new national insurance plan in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah, and programs with means-testing are a lot easier to kill politically.

The council has decided that you may have this in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Ah, thanks!

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