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Upgradable battery: 24 Wh internal + 72 Wh discrete battery

I think they're 2x 24 Wh, don't have mine at hand to check or YMMV. Haven't really tested it much though yet.

I get the usefulness of technical telemetry such as kernel version, RAM, disk space, processor type, etc... but NIC MAC? HDD serial? WTF?

Focus instead on enforcing standards' compliance so i can open a .docx with any program and be usable anywhere.

Then focus on enforcing FOSS software in public services but don't bother with a "european linux distro", that's just a waste of resources. There are already a great deal of distros around. Considering geopolitics i'd go with SuSe or some other EU-based distro.

Whonix or Qubes OS?

3. No shit?
4. That kinda makes sense... same strategy MS uses.
5. Is it though? Yes, i know about OpenJDK.
6. Less likely to crash, sure, it'll just hog memory instead...
7. Aaaaah now we're getting somewhere...
8. eeww

But this isn’t a significant issue if you’re a large financial enterprise with lots of money to hire lots of devs.

Lots of money, sure. For devs? Not really.

So does mIRC.

Gentoo!

XFCE doesn’t support multiple monitors with different refresh rates.

I have an LG TV and an old Asus monitor, i'd wager their refresh rates differ but i can't confirm atm.

Technically speaking: nothing really, provided you have time and skills.

Except maybe not having access to NDA-ed binary blobs or something...

Try forgejo, it's the forge Codeberg uses.

Mint can be live bootable and is the most often recommended distro for newbies.