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They have other domains available.

I'd probably go with Mint XFCE or those listed, or you can search for distros that target older hardware. I'll get back to yo on that.

Edit: so, @thatonecoder@lemmy.ca, my main search was focusing on minimal distros for old hardware (less that 1 GiB of RAM that support x86 (i.e. 32 bit)), these may fit the bill: Tiny Core, Puppy, Porteus, Absolute, antiX, Q4OS, Slax, Sparky, MX, Bohdi, Zorin Lite, Xubuntu, Archbang, Slitaz, DSL.
From here on we're on "may need ≥ 1 GiB" territory: Lubuntu, Lite, MATE, Peppermint, LXLE, LMDE, bunsenlabs, Crunchbang++, EasyOS.

Again, my focus was on low RAM usage and preferably supporting x86. Most distros aren't Wayland-ready yet, bare that in mind.
As most said, Mint with XFCE is a good start and most distros offer a "live" version you can boot to try without installing.

Is your dealer on linkedin? I'd like a connection.

My profile's there, currently just collecting recruiter's messages asking if i'm interested in totally unrelated technologies.
Sadly there's not much of an alternative. The other big contender is Xing but it's made by germans to germans with ads in german so... they're not an alternative.

How so?

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Quite a few options, i'll get back to you on that.

Reminds me of the 56K handshake.

Due to this, there is basically no chance there will ever be an x86 CPU manufactured in the EU, I’m afraid.

They're mostly manufactured in Taiwan anyway...

They'll shrug it off as a temporary downturn at the quarterly meeting.
And i wouldn't consider Adidas a solution unless you support sweatshops.

You can thank France for Bic.

Ther's only so much they can do in ~160 km^2^ ...