Shitty Ask Lemmy

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23108496

What was your best "I must sacrifice you that I might live" moment spoken reassuringly?

I remember tossing a sibling into a bob-omb fire in Smash saying "I was the guardian" and then let him know it was okay and didnt make them less of a dude to cry tears of joy cuz he was finally going home 🎊

The resulting explosion was totes fyre 🤙 and I like to think he wound up in a better place, all the for it