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The license says 9PEN155. I think it says PENIS. The driver was a man. Did this guy win the license plate lottery? Or did he pay for a vanity plate that was subtle enough that it got through the censorship?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Since Idaho is a racist hellhole that can’t even admit the existence of the Spanish language, a friend was able to get a license plate reading:

JODIDO

by making up a story about Jodi and how she ‘do’.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Google tells me this means “fucked” or “fucking”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Lost, confused, mixed up, fucked up, that’s how Jodi do!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

A55 🍊 RGY

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It clearly states he has 9 penises

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

That's his "number."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I get the impression he's saying he's not compensating.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My theory is that it is saying to "9 to 5 penis"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Dicking around work? Could be legit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

A man with 8 sons.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

No, it says 9 penis's

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Paying for vanity plates is too expensive. It was cheaper to legally change my name to "PJR 567".

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

🎶 Penis nine-to-five ... 🎶

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

🎵 what a way to make a livin’🎵

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

♬♩ barely getting by ♩♫

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

“more like 5AM”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Do California license plates normally come in the format 1AAA111?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

yes and they won't let you buy a vanity one in that format either.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kind of match with their climate and forest fires.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What does the license plate character format have to do with climate or forestt fires?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You get to shout Ahhhhh!!!!! it's burning or super dry! Just my dark joke guess people did not get it lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ah, a friction burn joke. It might have been a little :ahem: dry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

If that went through a censor, they need a new censor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I thought this was a Tesla at first and I hoped he'd gotten a free vanity plate from a clever DMV worker.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Big fan of "openness", not a big fan of spelling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm surprised that got through the vetting process, which I thought existed in most places.

Here in the UK, potentially offensive plates are altered or just plain skipped. There was a sitcom in the '90s that used one such "illegal" plate as an end-of-episode visual punchline, which had, up to that point, only been referred to as a "pornographic number plate". There's no way it would have made it onto the road in reality. P one five five OLE as I recall.

To give you some idea of how stringent it is here, back in 2007, one region had one of their region codes temporarily changed to TN from SN so that their plates wouldn't start with "SN07", i.e. "snot". Something similar almost certainly happened in 2017 for the SH region code, but I don't remember any news stories about that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

California does also have a rule against potentially offensive vanity plates. I was also surprised this got through.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That's the true Naga 🐍