Klaathu!
Verata!
Ni.... Nickel, Necktie...
It was definitely an N-word.. (no not that one)
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2025
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N'wah!
oh fuck this isn't the necronomicon, it's the oghma infinium
We are the knights who say Ni!
Nicta?
Out loud please - looks around - can't be any worse than what's already going on...
Actually please read it louder than all the bullshit being said daily in the media
Judging by what's going on in the world these days, I wouldn't mind opening a portal to hell or allowing an all powerful mystical malevolent force into our realm.
I would read it twice just in case once was not enough.
I said your words!!!!
Well... mostly.
As long as you've seen the OG The Day the Earth Stood Still and remember the phrase to tell Gort it should be fine.
Take a look
It's in a book...
Do you know Sumerian? Aw, hell. Just say the words.
Klaati barada ncoughto
That's basically right...
Hell, give it a spin but get your boom stick ready
Depends, have you got a boomstick handy?
Looks cool, might be interesting or at least can be sold!
Trump and his lackey Sonderling just took over and shut down The Institute of Museum and Library Services. So that book belongs to them now. Send it to them.
Book? I thought it was a demonic brownie! Looks kinda yummy!
As long as you don't read aloud.
Of course!
I'm surprised it hasn't bitten you yet. Or has it?
If it starts with "Omni padre domino nabisco shredded wheat" then run!
It's just a book.