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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's also great about this is that every banana is exactly the same size so you know it'll work with any banana!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

Lol, the banana I buy won't fit in it, they are too small and have a deeper curve.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

What a great invention. I’ve always avoided transporting bananas in case the peel might get dirty.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

They should make a banana case case so that you can keep your banana case from getting dirty too

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Are there a lot of nutrients in the peel as well?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would be great if there was similar container that could hold 1 banana and 2 mandarins

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'm sure a novelty online store sells something like that....

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nice waste of plastic. "Choke on this, dumb turtle!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plastic is waste & a biohazard

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It reminds me of a tomato saver, because you need only a slice at a time. But how can one save a banana without it "browning".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I love how one half is clear, so you can see what's inside.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for providing a banana for scale, by the way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Not my pic lol but they did a good job.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let me think of a good name for it. Let's see, it hangs and holds a banana. How about we call it the "banana hammock"?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Looks like it would hold Reese's pieces pretty well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you could rig a hinge to the top of the nanner case, you could just fill that bad boy up, pop the lid and pour a banana’s worth of reeses pieces down your gullet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I feel like you get me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Now there's a snack

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

[email protected] actually exists 😁

Update: crossposted OP to there because why not 🤷

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Did not know this. That is awesome. Why I like Lemmy lol.