I too, would like to worship the Israelites. Please provide the instructions, and some cannabis for evaluation purposes only.
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Tbh, it was probably really weak shit. I don’t think they had speciality cultivars or the ability to make a 100 mg edible.
Other ancient religions used weed too - from Herodotus:
The Scythians then take the seed of this hemp and creep under the felt coverings, and then they throw the seed upon the stones which have been heated red-hot: and it burns like incense and produces a vapour so thick that no vapour-bath in Hellas would surpass it: and the Scythians being delighted with the vapour-bath howl like wolves. This is to them instead of washing, for in fact they do not wash their bodies at all in water. Their women however pound with a rough stone the wood of the cypress and cedar and frankincense tree, pouring in water with it, and then with this pounded stuff, which is thick, they plaster over all their body and also their face; and not only does a sweet smell attach to them by reason of this, but also when they take off the plaster on the next day, their skin is clean and shining. Herodotus, Histories 4.75.
Fuck bathing, just walk around reeking of weed all of the time.